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2009-07-23

College Kids

Someone please save us, us college kids What my parents told me is what I did They said go to school and be a college kid But in the end I questioned why I did I'm poor, I'm starving, I'm flat broke, I've got no cash to spend Sell all my books for front row tickets to Dave Matthews Band My girlfriends at another school I know this year will test her I called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester And thats why I say "Oh no, not for me, not for me Call it torture, call it university No, arts and crafts is all I need I'll take calligraphy And then I'll make a fake degree" Eighty grand later I found out that all I had learned Is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms The party scene is kinda mean, I think it's sick and twisted The navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that I enlisted And thats why I say "Oh no, not for me, not for me Call it torture, call it university No, arts and crafts is all I need I'll take calligraphy And then I'll make a fake degree" Don't get excited, she'll say no without a doubt you see And I've decided college girls just wont go out with me They make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard Like cell phone service I drop out 'cause college is too hard Its time to call my father 'Cause it's his alma mater Good grades aren't what they seem I think he knows the dean It's time to call my father 'Cause it's his alma mater He said he's proud of me But college always was his dream And I would always say its not for me Oh no, not for me, not for me Call it torture, call it university No, arts and crafts is all I need I'll take calligraphy And then I'll make a fake degree Someone please save us, us college kids What my parents told me is what I did They said go to school and be a college kid But in the end I questioned why I did Do what will make you happy Do what you feel is right Only but one thing matters Learn how to live your life Do what will make you happy Do what you feel is right Only but one thing matters Learn how to live your life

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  2. Mood Rings
  3. Falling Out
  4. Forward Motion
  5. In Love with the 80's (Pink Tux to the Prom)
  6. College Kids
  7. Trademark
  8. Hoopes I Did It Again
  9. Over Thinking
  10. I Am Understood?
  11. Getting into You
  12. Gibberish
  13. From End to End
  14. Jefferson, Aero Plane
  1. Hello McFly
  2. My Girlfriend
  3. Wake Up Call
  4. Benediction
  5. When You're Around
  6. Softer To Me
  7. Charles In Charge
  8. Staples
  9. Anchorage
  10. 17 Magazine
  11. Balloon Ride
  12. Everything Will Be
  13. Nancy Drew
  14. K Car
  15. Breakdown [Live]
  16. Softer To Me [Acoustic]
  17. Kick-Off
  18. Pressing On
  19. Sadie Hawkins Dance
  20. Down In Flames
  21. Maybe Its Maybeline
  22. Breakdown
  23. Those Words Are Not Enough
  24. For The Moments I Feel Faint
  25. Lion Wilson
  26. I'm Lion-O
  27. What Have You Been Doing Lately?
  28. May The Horse Be With You
  29. My Way Or The Highway...
  30. Breakfast At Timpani's
  31. The Rest Is Up To You
  32. Failure To Excommunicate
  33. Less Is More
  34. Operation
  35. Jefferson Aeroplane [Demo]
  36. Pressing On [Back Porch Acoustic]
  37. Chap Stick, Chapped Lips, And Things Like Chemistry
  38. Mood Rings
  39. Falling Out
  40. Forward Motion
  41. In Love With The 80's [Pink Tux To The Prom]
  42. College Kids
  43. Trademark
  44. Hoopes I Did It Again
  45. Over Thinking
  46. I Am Understood?
  47. Getting Into You
  48. Kids On The Street
  49. Gibberish
  50. From End To End
  51. Jefferson Aero Plane