The Vinyl Countdown

So to the best, to the best of our knowledge We are doing our best to fight technology 'Cause back when our parents were in college We weren't even born and neither were CD's 'Cause when our folks would listen to their rock 'n' roll They'd gather round and play it on their turntables But these days, their records are worthless 'Cause DJ's scratch the records on purpose So let's put this in a perspective In the present day in which we live It's all the same with all the kids No one knows what vinyl is 'Cause they just burn the MP3's Onto their stacks of blank CD's And during all that arsony The records stay right in their sleeves It's all the same with all the kids 'Cause no one knows what vinyl is 'Cause these days kids they act so ignorant They have no clue what to do with a 7 inch They say, "It won't play, it's my CD player's fault I'll take it to the park and play some Frisbee golf" So give me side A, give me side B It really doesn't make any difference to me I tried to burn it, like all the CD's that I get But what the heck is all this melted plastic mess? Let's put this in a perspective In the present day in which we live It's all the same with all the kids No one knows what vinyl is 'Cause they just burn the MP3's Onto their stacks of blank CD's And during all that arsony The records stay right in their sleeves It's all the same with all the kids 'Cause no one knows what vinyl is So let's put this in a perspective In the present day in which we live It's all the same with all the kids No one knows what vinyl is