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The Worst Joke Ever Lyrics

The song The Worst Joke Ever is performed by R.E.M. in the album named Live At The Olympia in the year 2010 .

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You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.
He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"

Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,
When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?
Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
The worst joke ever, I never
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Don't bore me

Now I am floating,
I feel released.
The moorings have been dropped,
The weights unleashed.
Everything is crystalline, simple and free.

The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,
Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
You're not hurting anybody else's chances,
But you're disfiguring your own.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
The worst joke ever, I never
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Don't bore me, I NEVER
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup

You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before



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R.E.M. - Live At The Olympia

  1. Living Well Is The Best Revenge [Live At The Olympia]
  2. Second Guessing [Live At The Olympia]
  3. Letter Never Sent [Live At The Olympia]
  4. Staring Down The Barrel Of The Middle Distance [Live At The Olympia]
  5. Disturbance At The Heron House [Live At The Olympia]
  6. Mr. Richards [Live At The Olympia]
  7. Houston [Live At The Olympia]
  8. New Test Leper [Live At The Olympia]
  9. Cuyahoga [Live At The Olympia]
  10. Electrolite [Live At The Olympia]
  11. Man-Sized Wreath [Live At The Olympia]
  12. So. Central Rain [Live At The Olympia]
  13. On The Fly [Live At The Olympia]
  14. Maps And Legends [Live At The Olympia]
  15. Sitting Still [Live At The Olympia]
  16. Driver 8 [Live At The Olympia]
  17. Horse To Water [Live At The Olympia]
  18. I'm Gonna DJ [Live At The Olympia]
  19. Circus Envy [Live At The Olympia]
  20. These Days [Live At The Olympia]
  21. Drive [Live At The Olympia]
  22. Feeling Gravitys Pull [Live At The Olympia]
  23. Until The Day Is Done [Live At The Olympia]
  24. Accelerate [Live At The Olympia]
  25. Auctioneer [Live At The Olympia]
  26. Little America [Live At The Olympia]
  27. 1,000,000 [Live At The Olympia]
  28. Disguised [Live At The Olympia]
  29. The Worst Joke Ever [Live At The Olympia]
  30. Welcome To The Occupation [Live At The Olympia]
  31. Carnival Of Sorts [Box Cars] [Live At The Olympia]
  32. Harborcoat [Live At The Olympia]
  33. Wolves, Lower [Live At The Olympia]
  34. I've Been High [Live At The Olympia]
  35. Kohoutek [Live At The Olympia]
  36. West Of The Fields [Live At The Olympia]
  37. Pretty Persuasion [Live At The Olympia]
  38. Romance [Live At The Olympia]
  39. Gardening At Night [Live At The Olympia]