If God Was A Woman

If God was a woman With long blond hair Would you kneel at her altar And offer her prayer Could she be your addiction Could she make you sin If God was a woman And you were her man If God was a woman Would you be impressed If she showed up in high heels And a pretty red dress Would you make a donation Or would you draw the line Would you yield to temptation Or savor her wine If God was a woman She'd come like an angel Or a devil in disguise When she left in the morning Would you lose your religion Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye If God was a woman If God was a woman Tell me who could we blame Would she make Jesus righteous Or completely insane If God was a woman Would she kiss and tell Would we wind up in heaven Or would we all burn in hell If God was a woman She'd come like an angel Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah And if she left in the morning Would you lose your religion Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye If God was a woman And you were her man, yeah If God was a woman Would she come like an angel Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah When she left in the morning Would you lose your religion Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye If God was a woman If God was a woman If God was a woman If God was a woman We's all burn in hell If God was a Woman, woman, woman, woman If God was a woman Tell me who would we blame If God was a woman If God was a woman She'd drive us insane, yeah