The song Dickhead is performed by Robbie Williams .
This is T to the mother f**king Ofty
What's you're problem d**khead
Don't kick my dog d**khead
Don't beep at me d**khead
Why you mug me off in my car d**khead
Why you disrespecting my bra d**khead
Theres a d**khead in you're mouth
A d**khead on parade
Do not have kids
Don't want d**kheads to be made d**khead
Why you disrespecting my bra d**khead
Why d'you piss me off in first cla*s d**khead
I'm not sitting here to be treated like a d**khead
Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart
Where's the Chorus d**khead?
Isn't it lovely that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, because I'm so lovely, baby
If you diss me you'll sell copy d**khead
What'd you expect d**khead
Radiohead d**khead
This is pop d**khead
Size tens d**khead
Break you're shins d**khead
My security are a viscious crew
They'll kick f**k out of you
Only if I ask 'em to, but
They'll kick f**k out of you
You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance
I wasn't looking at ya' bird d**khead
She was looking at me d**khead
Who do I think I am d**khead
Who the f**k are you d**khead?
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a shit
I've found the d**khead of the year
And you are f**king it d**khead
Where's the chorus? No chorus, d**khead
Isn't it lovely that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, because I'm so lovely, baby
I got a bucket of shit ohh, yeah
I got a bucket of shit
I got a bucket of shit ohh, yeah
I got a bucket of shit
Not horse shit, cow shit, dog shit, no, real shit
I got a bucket of shit ohh, yeah
I got a bucket of shit
I got a bucket of shit ohh, yeah
I got a bucket of shit
Not dog shit, cow shit, horse shit, real shit
Why'd you cut me up in my car d**khead
Why'd you say bad things 'bout my bra d**khead
I've got nothing for you d**khead, go to bed d**khead
Don't wake up d**khead, who gives a f**k d**khead
No one gives a f**k about you
'Cos you're a d**khead true
See your mate over there in the corner
he's a d**khead too like you, d**khead
Isn't it lovely that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, because I'm so lovely, baby
Isn't it lovely?
Isn't it lovely?
Baby, d**khead