Blackmail

Well, you told me that you weren't infectious So I brought no precautions with me And you said your old man was in Texas And anyway he'd forgotten his key So I put my ca*sette in your bathroom And threw all my clothes on your floor Next thing I remember, door bursts in and out There I am caught in the raw Blackmail, you're blackmailing me Sponging all my money I don't think it's funny The way you've been badgering me So I'm hiding out in the basement Wondering how on earth I'm gonna survive Well, your old man hollers I've got ten thousand dollars for you 'Cause I know you can provide Leaving me with grounds for my divorce Pulls out his cheque book and starts to endorse Two Benjamin Franklin's And before I can thank you mama Runin' outta [incomprehensible] Blackmail, you're blackmailing me When I'm rendering you a service Makes me feel real nervous 'Cause trying to get me into your schemes Blackmail, you're blackmailing me Sponging all my money I don't think it's funny Way you done the dirty on me Blackmail, you're blackmailing me Sponging all my money I don't think it's funny Way you've been badgering me Blackmail, you're blackmailing me Sponging all my money I don't think it's funny Way you've done the dirty on me