Lost Paraguayos

Darlin', I hate to tell you But I think I'm catchin' a cold Put another chair on the fire Bring the bottle over here, I feel I'm gettin' old I like your laugh and a hot romance And your [Incomprehensible] sense of humor But if it rains again like it did today I'm gonna have to leave a little bit sooner Gotta get me some South American sun Honey, don't even ask me if you can come along Down at the border, you need to be older And you sure don't look like my daughter Your ridiculous age start a state outrage And I'll end up in a Mexican jail Darlin', please don't cry You know I wouldn't tell you no lie [Incomprehensible] over there Oh my God, don't look now But it appears to be rainin' again Get upstairs, pack my book of prayers Honey, hurry, I'm catchin' pneumonia I gotta move while I'm in the mood Or I'll disappear into that wall Darling, please don't curse It really couldn't be any worse Say I am a sun fanatic but it's dark in your attic And your cat sleeps over my head I know I'm not a football star But I wanna little better than that So I'm much obliged for the pure white ride And a cup of tea every mornin' I'll say goodbye, look your man in the eye You know I wouldn't tell you no lie, yeah I gotta get me some medical sign, oh Lord So after all, I'll see you in the fall On the brand new day, brand new way Goodbye honey, goodbye honey Goodbye honey, it ain't funny Goodbye honey, I know it ain't funny So long!