The song Hand For The Hog is performed by Roger Miller in the album named Big River: The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn (1985 Original Broadway Cast) in the year 1990 .
Well they tell me but I can't be sure that a man's best friend is a mangy cur
I kinda favor the hog myself how about a hand for the hog
Ya say a hog ain't nothin' but a porky thing little forked feet with a nosey ring
Pickle them feet folks how about a hand for the hog
If you took a notion I'll bet a good hog would make a hell of a pet
You could teach him to ride and hunt you could clean him up and let him sit up front
A feller and a hog had a comedy act the feller was terrible as a matter of fact
But that hog was a funny s*cker how about a hand for the hog
[ fiddle ]
Well I've looked at it and it and it looks like this either you ain't or either you is
A true blue fan of the swine folks how about a hand for the hog
Well I've seen dogs that will howl and bark for no more reason than a moonless dark
And a hog won't rattle your sleep folks how about a hand for the hog
Well if you took a notion I'll bet you could teach a hog to smoke a cigarette
Well it might take a little bit a time but hell what't time to a hog ha ha ha
Well I once saw a hog with a small tattoo it read I reckon I do I do
And he did to right there in front of me how about a hand for the hog
Roger Miller - Big River: The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn (1985 Original Broadway Cast)
- Overture
- Do Ya Wanna Go To Heaven?
- The Boys
- Waitin' For The Light To Shine
- Guv'ment
- Hand For The Hog
- I, Huckleberry, Me
- Muddy Water
- The Crossing
- River In The Rain
- When The Sun Goes Down In The South
- Entracte
- The Royal Nonesuch
- Worlds Apart
- Arkansas/How Blest We Are
- You Oughta Be Here With Me
- Leavin's Not The Only way To Go
- Free At Last