Average Joe

Tour bus rolling down Broadway Says "nobody you would know" In all the store front windows I see my face And the lame expression of this average Joe Lord, a fool and his money parted ways To a con artist at the bus depot Oh, now who would've thought such an honest face Would make a monkey of this average Joe I'm a walking disaster I'm an accident waiting to happen I can't walk any faster, no If I could I'd be tap dancing, yeah Oh, I see the porch light of my home Where my love lies waiting for me No we don't have much but this I know You've made a king out of this average Joe Of this average Joe, this average Joe