Imaginary Friends

Imaginary friends They will always let you down And when all the good times end You won't be seeing them around For they run where the action is And they'll cross you off their list Do you comprehend now? To imaginary friends, you don't exist, no They'll ask you where you've been But never wait for your reply They'll meet you when your ship comes in But never meet you eye to eye As all the friends who've been real and true Wonder who you're talkin' to One thing you can depend on Imaginary friends, they can't see you, no You can paint them a beautiful picture But they won't understand You can count all your friends on the fingers Of one scalded hand Imaginary friends They will always leave you hanging And you won't see them again For they've gone where the action is And they've crossed you off their list Do you comprehend now Imaginary friends, they don't exist, no Imaginary friends, they don't exist, no, no, no