Pitchman

What have you got for me this time Can you make it sparkle Can you make it shine Have you got anything brighter Something like that but a little bit tighter [Chorus] Pitchman, Pitchman Sell me that Pitchman Something I need has slipped my mind I've come here to barter I've come here to buy I've got this town tucked in my back pocket I can't seem to stop it I just wish I had more time I'm in a hurry can we wrap it up Will you try to to scratch it Don't mark it up Ive got a hunger for the things that sparkle I've got a thirst for the things that shine Everyone a winner Everyone amazing Everyone a shocker Everyone to tantalize Don't mark it up! Everyone a sure thing Everything's tempting Everyone must tantalize But don't mark it up! [Repeat Chorus]