He Hates Me

I met a guy last night and girl, I felt the earth move If you'd've been there I swear you would've felt it too But I spilled red wine on his white shirt I stuttered and stumbled over all my words 'Cause he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy And oh my god that smile of his just slays me Yeah, I love him, wanna have his babies The only problem is he hates me I thought I'd make things better so I asked if he'd like to dance If we could get a little closer I thought we might have a chance Then my ex walked in and a fight broke out So much for a kiss with his busted up mouth But he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy And oh my god that smile of his just slays me Yeah, I love him, wanna have his babies The only problem is he hates me We could be honeymoonin' south of the border If he'd just drop that restrainin' order 'Cause he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy And oh my god that smile of his just slays me Yeah, I love him, wanna have his babies The only problem is he hates me Yeah, whatever honey