I'll Bet He Was Cool

You know every once in a while I shoot the breeze, I spend my time I talk about silly things I like to talk about Jesus Christ And 'cause I wonder what would happen If He pa*sed you by Would you be scared? Now, would you believe in him? Would you bust your a*ses To get him institutionalized? Well, I bet He'd be cool Well, I bet He be damn good looking Well, I bet that He smelt divine I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's obsession That just one of those people Smell good all the time There's no reason why What would He wear Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger? Or be Urban Outfitted? Well, I don't think so Well, I bet He liked Gaultier Although you'd never find him in it I bet He liked Gaultier Lord, I need Your protection Spend some time in my direction I need Your protection Spend some time in my direction I need Your protection Spend some time in my direction You know, every once and a while I shoot the breeze, I spend my time I talk about silly things And tonight I'd like to talk To you about Jesus Christ And 'cause I wonder how we'd deal If He just pa*sed you by Well, I bet He'd be a star Well, I bet my Star Wars figures He would be a movie star A Quentin Tarantino, next-big-thing Prima Donna, then he'd appear on Oprah But you know what? I don't think so But could you imagine Him Hanging Piccadilly Circus Time Square, the Walk of Fame At Christies He could easily become a regular Did you know what? I don't think so Well, I bet my speeder bike He'd turn his back on all of that Lord, I need Your protection Spend some time in my direction I need Your protection Spend some time in my direction I need Your protection Spend some time in my direction Some people have just got it You know, like standing next to Elvis Presley Well, then multiply that feeling by 1 million And you know what I'm talking about 'Cause I'll bet He was cool Man, I bet that cat was So damn good looking, baby