Earache My Eye

My mama's talkin' to me She tells me how to live But I don't listen to her 'Cause my head is like a sieve My daddy he disowned me 'Cause I wear my sisters clothes He caught me in the bathroom With a pair of pantyhose The basketball coach Done kicked me off the team For wearing hi-heel sneakers And acting like a queen The world's coming to an end And I don't even care As long as I can have my limo And my long blond hair And it don't bother me If people think I'm funny 'Cause I'm a big rock star And I make a lot of money I'm so bloody rich I own apartment buildings Shopping centers, condominiums And I only know three chords You fools, watch me now