March of the Lawnmowers

you always wanted a real nice lawn now your whole back yard is gone too bad you tried to think you are the cats meow you only cut your gra*s too bad that you ran out of gas your car and back to sears it ate up half your sparkplugs you gotta bitchin mower now you bedroom rug but now you've got brand new you drank just one too many beers now it's in we put draino in your tankhave yourself to thank when