Beep

Muppet #1 (sung): If it says one, then I go beep. If it says two, then I go beep beep. If it says three, then I go beep beep beep. And that's the way it's done. Muppet #2 (spoken): Yeah, but what if it says four? Muppet #1 (sung): I go beep beep beep beep, nothing more. Muppet #2 (spoken): But what if it says more than four? Muppet #1 (sung really fast): Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- (into incomprehension, and screen fills up with circles) Muppet #2 (spoken): Like what if it says forty-six? Muppet #1 (sung really fast again): Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- (into more incomprehension, and the screen fills up with forty-six circles) (sung at normal speed) Now, I used to get confused about my numbers, Whether it was three or one or four or two. But now I find my numbers very easy, 'Cause this is what I do ... If it says one, then I go beep. If it says two, then I go beep beep. If it says three, then I go beep beep beep. And that's the way it's done. Muppet #2 (spoken): Yeah, but what if it says four? Muppet #1 (sung): I go beep beep beep beep, nothing more. Muppet #2 (spoken): So when it says one, you go Beep (and so on, repeating all the verses) Muppet #2 (spoken): But what if it says three million, seven hundred forty-six thousand, nine hundred eighty-two? Muppet #1 (spoken): That's easy, man. (sung really fast): Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- (into still more incomprehension, and screen fills up with still more circles. I think this is one of those places where they're different sizes and colors. I'm not sure what lines come next, if any. Then, at the end:) Both: Beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep!