Two Princes

spoken as they run onto a castle backdrop all decked out in fab royal outfits: "Princess Zoe, I, your young Prince Telly beseech you, won't you please choose me as your playmate?" "Princess Zoe, Prince Elmo beseech you to choose him as your playmate!" "Okay, whatever shall I, Princess Zoe do?!" sung by Christopher Barron (lead singer of The Spin Doctors, and hereupon called Chris) If two princes ask you for a playdate Let's have some fun now Each one wants to be your only playmate Says "I'm the one now", one prince says: Telly: Hey my toys are so good, that you'll adore 'em Chris: One says: Elmo: That stuff he's got is no good, so just ignore him Chris: This one says: Telly: If you try my wagon, how glad you'll be now Chris: That one says: Elmo: Hey you know he's braggin', so please pick me now Chris: One says he's got a tennis racket Telly: And a pool now Chris: One says: Elmo: Hey dig my leather jacket, Prince Elmo's cool now Chris: Then you had a really good idea you said: Zoe: Can't you get this simple notion in your head? Have either of you fellows stopped to think of whether The three of us could all join up and play together? All muppets: The three of us could all join up and play together Chris: Both princes said: Telly & Elmo: Hey you're really smart girl, we dig your scheme now Chris: Since then you've learned to be more patient Yeah, you're a team now Three friends who've learned cooperation Can lead to fun now Let's give you three a big ovation For what you've done now Muppets: Yeah, yeah! Chris: Cooperation, cooperation, cooperation spoken, Zoe: We're cooperating Telly: Princess Zoe, who were those guys? Zoe: Those guys? Oh, they're my Royal Musicians. I think they call themselves The Spin Doctors. Telly & Elmo: Oh!