Goodbye Cruel World

She likes to wake up and just fake it She knows if she touches it she'll break it She can see all the houselights fading And the ground beneath her feet is shaking She's singing, "Bye bye, my old friend You're never going to see my face again You left me outside in the rain So bye bye Mr. A." Look out, just when you think She's looking thin She's walking out with the biggest man That you've ever seen She's singing "Bye bye, my old friend You're never gonna see my face again It took some time but here I am So bye bye Mr. A." Well now her gra*s is looking greener And you hope that sometimes you might see her What a diamond, boy, looks like you missed it It must have left you feeling sick and twisted Bye bye, my old friend You're never gonna see my face again You left me outside in the rain So bye bye, I said bye bye