Honey, I'm Home

The car won't start, it's falling apart I was late for work and the boss got smart My pantyliner shows got a run in my hose My hair went flat, man I hate that Just when I thought things couldn't get worse I realized I forgot my purse With all this stress I must confess This could be worse than P M S This job ain't worth the pay Can't wait till the end of the day And hey, honey, I'm on my way Hey, hey, hey, hey Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day Pour me a cold one and oh by the way And rub my feet, gimme something to eat And fix me up my favorite treat Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me I need to relax and watch TV Get off the phone give the dog a bone Hey, hey, now honey I'm home I broke a nail opening the mail I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell This job's a pain, it's so mundane It sure don't stimulate my brain This job ain't worth the pay Can't wait till the end of the day And hey, honey, I'm on my way Hey, hey, hey, hey Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way And rub my feet, gimme something to eat And fix me up my favorite treat Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me I need to relax and watch TV Get off the phone give the dog a bone Hey, hey, now honey, I'm home Oh, rub my neck will you, yeah Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day Pour me a cold one and oh by the way And rub my feet, gimme something to eat And fix me up my favorite treat Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me I need to relax and watch TV Get off the phone-give the dog a bone Hey, hey, now honey, I'm home I'm home, that feels much better