God Bless The American Housewife

Look at me, I'm gorgeous in my housecoat With my coffee cup I bend to get the paper Every neighbor's tryin' to check me out Look at me, I'm lovely As I wave beside my minivan Look at how my diamonds Seem to sparkle on the garbage can God bless the American housewife How she does it, I'll never know God bless the American housewife She could use a miracle for sure God bless the American housewife Cleanin' up the world for you and me God bless the American housewife Look at how my children play Commando in the cul-de-sac Look at how my husband has Survived another heart attack Look at all the other mothers Envious of all my things Have to call the plummer 'Cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring God bless the American housewife How she does it, I'll never know God bless the American housewife She could use a miracle for sure God bless the American housewife Cleanin' up the world for you and me God bless the American housewife Look at me, I'm beautiful And glamorous in rubber gloves Look how my tiara Can be bent back to the shape it was I can do the laundry and make dinner While I'm on the phone Look at me, I'm s*xy as the Devil When I mow the lawn God bless the American housewife How she does it, I'll never know God bless the American housewife She could use a miracle for sure God bless the American housewife Cleanin' up the world for you and me God bless the American housewife God bless the American housewife How she does it, I'll never know God bless the American housewife She could use a miracle for sure God bless the American housewife Cleanin' up the world for you and me God bless the American housewife How she does it, I'll never know God bless the American housewife