Twist Of The Magi

Shedaisy: I sold your Rolex To buy that gold Versace dress Rascal Flatts: I set free your whiny French poodle So you could get your beauty rest And I did it all for you I did it all (I did it all) for you This Christmas (This Christmas) All your dreams (All your dreams) Will come true Rascal Flatts: I put your mother on a greyhound (you did what?) You always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world-now she can Shedaisy: I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (No, no, no,no) So I could be your only girl-and now I am And I did it all for you I did it all (I did it all) for you This Christmas (This Christmas) All your dreams (All your dreams) Will come true Shedaisy: How can I forget All you've done for me I'll get you yet Rascal Flatts: This is the season to give But I can never forgive the damage that you've done (Damage that you've done) This must be love Shedaisy: I sank your ba*s boat (Not my ba*s boat, no, no, no) So you'd have more time to spend with me Rascal Flatts: I hocked your grandma's diamond earrings (AHHHHH!) For the down payment on my SUV Shedaisy: Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green-is this for me? And I did it all for you I did it all (I did it all) for you This Christmas (This Christmas) All your dreams (All your dreams) Will come true Ooooh....