Members Only

Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again He seems to be stuck in the 80's He wears his 'members only' jacket 'Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies And all the white folks shake their a*ses Looking for the two and four Well, I'll have mine in martini gla*ses 'Cause I can't take it anymore These are the days of empty kitchens The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo I think she's found a new religion Studying the Kabbalah in her J.Crew And all the rich kids shake their a*ses Looking for the two and four Well, I'll have mine with Blackstrap mola*ses 'Cause I can't taste it anymore No, 'cause I can't taste it anymore My friend Gregg says, "It's all good As the eastern seaboard's blown away Now everything is going half-price So look at all the money we saved" And all the politicians shake their a*ses Looking for the back door I'll just be hanging out with the la*ses 'Cause they don't like the boys no more No and I can't take it anymore