Members Only Lyrics
The song Members Only is performed by Sheryl Crow in the album named The Globe Sessions in the year 1999 .
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Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
He wears his 'members only' jacket
'Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
And all the white folks shake their a*ses
Looking for the two and four
Well, I'll have mine in martini gla*ses
'Cause I can't take it anymore
These are the days of empty kitchens
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo
I think she's found a new religion
Studying the Kabbalah in her J.Crew
And all the rich kids shake their a*ses
Looking for the two and four
Well, I'll have mine with Blackstrap mola*ses
'Cause I can't taste it anymore
No, 'cause I can't taste it anymore
My friend Gregg says, "It's all good
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
Now everything is going half-price
So look at all the money we saved"
And all the politicians shake their a*ses
Looking for the back door
I'll just be hanging out with the la*ses
'Cause they don't like the boys no more
No and I can't take it anymore
