After The Prince And The Showgirl

You've gotta be hard If you gonna get her Don't leave her scarred All dead, all better You've gotta remember To do it all right Turn the lights off Lock it up tight Don't you walk on the gra*s And don't leave any clues Better wash off your gla*s And wipe the mud off your shoes Too much information Just gets 'em going Down at the station Don't want 'em knowing Don't stop to wonder for too long Just make sure there's something That she likes on the radio When duty calls Miss Niagara falls But when they ask me I'll just say that I didn't know When will you call? (Well, after it's over) Are you sad at all? (I don't even know her) Don't let it hurt (I'll be fast) I feel so bad (It won't last) When you get back (I'll be clean) And please, don't say Anything mean But you've gotta dress nice Try not to upset her Just a little advice If you're gonna get her Don't stop to wonder for too long Just make sure there's something That she likes on the radio Drive by the bank And check on the tank And when they ask me I'll just say, "I didn't know" But you've gotta dress nice 'Cos that makes it better Just a little advice If you're gonna get her