Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart

[Apu] Whether igloo, hut or lean-to Or a geodesic dome There's no structure I have been to Which I'd rather call my home... When I first arrived, you were all such jerks But now I've come to love your quirks Maggie with her eyes so bright Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright Lisa can philosophize Bart's adept at spinning lies Homer's a delightful fella Sorry 'bout the salmonella [Homer] Hehe, that's okay [Apu] Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Now here's the tricky part Oh, won't you rhyme with me? Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? [Marge] Their floors are sticky-mart! [Lisa] They made Dad sicky-mart! [Bart] Let's hurl a bricky-mart! [Homer] That Kwik-E-Mart is real - d'oh! [Apu] Who needs the Kwik-E-mart? Not me! Forget the Kwik-E-mart Goodbye to Kwik-E-mart Who needs the Kwik-E-mart? Not me!