You're No Rock N' Roll Fun

You're no Rock 'n' Roll fun Like a party that's over Before it's begun You're no walk in the park More like a shot in the dark With clues left for no one And all the boys in the band Know how to get down Fill our Christmas socks With whiskey drinks and chocolate bars And when the evening ends we won't Be thinking of you then Although the best man Won't hang out with the girl band You're no Rock 'n' Roll fun Like a piece of art That no one can touch Your head is always up in the clouds Writing your songs Won't you ever come down? And all the boys in the band Know how to get down Fill our Christmas socks With whiskey drinks and chocolate bars And when the evening ends we won't Be thinking of you then Even if your song Is playing on the jukebox You wanna party with the lights on Come on, I like it dark You always wanna hear the same old song Come on play another song You're no Rock 'n' Roll fun