Pre-menstrual Princess Blues

Irving, where are my maxi pads Help me find them Before I paint the whole house red You men have it sooo easy I wish that you could feel this Just once I'm pa*sing clots The size of basketballs {Chorus}: Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Oh God, it's stained through Onto my new dress Goddamnit Why'd this have to happen now I can't go out like this I look like I've been shot Ohh, you're hungry are you Well come here, Irving darling How about a bloody mary {Chorus}