Chocolate Salty Balls Lyrics
The song Chocolate Salty Balls is performed by South Park .
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Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter, melted, stick it all in a bowl
Baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Oh, s*ck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and s*ck 'em
s*ck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed vitamins
And good for you, so s*ck on balls
Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to threefifty
And give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Oh, s*ck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and s*ck 'em
s*ck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
And high in fiber, so s*ck on balls
Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
It smells like somethings burning
Well, that don't bother me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen
'Cause I got a sneak suspicion
Oh man, baby, baby, you just burnt my balls
My balls are on fire, come on
My balls are burning, gimme some water
Pour some water on 'em, o goodness
Blow on them, do something
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
(They're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Oh, s*ck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth and s*ck 'em
(Put 'em out, blow on 'em)
s*ck on my balls baby
s*ck on my balls, baby
s*ck on my red hot salty chocolate balls
Woo, woo, s*ck on my balls
(Blow, blow, blow)