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2009-07-20

Chocolate Salty Balls

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites A half a stick of butter, melted, stick it all in a bowl Baby, stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soon Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth Oh, s*ck on my chocolate salty balls Put 'em in your mouth and s*ck 'em s*ck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed vitamins And good for you, so s*ck on balls Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate And a half a cup of brandy Then throw in a bag or two of sugar And just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookie sheet 'Cause I hate when my balls stick Then preheat the oven to threefifty And give that spoon a lick Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth Oh, s*ck on my chocolate salty balls Put 'em in your mouth and s*ck 'em s*ck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed full of goodness And high in fiber, so s*ck on balls Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? It smells like somethings burning Well, that don't bother me none As long as I get my rent paid on Friday Baby, you better get back in the kitchen 'Cause I got a sneak suspicion Oh man, baby, baby, you just burnt my balls My balls are on fire, come on My balls are burning, gimme some water Pour some water on 'em, o goodness Blow on them, do something Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown (They're on fire baby) If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth Oh, s*ck on my chocolate salty balls Put 'em in your mouth and s*ck 'em (Put 'em out, blow on 'em) s*ck on my balls baby s*ck on my balls, baby s*ck on my red hot salty chocolate balls Woo, woo, s*ck on my balls (Blow, blow, blow)