The song Full version: Uncle Fucker is performed by South Park .
Lemme have some candy Cartman
Oh, lets see
Uh, nope looks like I dont have any jewish candy
yeah like you need all that chocalate fat boy
Bo Bo Buh Buh
Shh, The Movies Starting (Horray!)
Say Terrance What did the Spanish preist say to the Iranian gynecologist
I don't know Phillip what?
(farting noise)
(Laughing)
How do they come up with this stuff?
You're such a pig f**ker Phillip!
[ (Gasp) What Did He Say ]
Now Terrance, why would you call me a pig f**ker
umm, lets see.
well first of all: You f**k Pigs!
........Oh, Yeah
(Laughing)
Well f**k my a*s and call me a bitch
(laughing)
Oh! You shit faced cock master
(Wow! shit faced cock master)
Listen You Donkey Raping Shit Eater!
(donkey raping shit eater..)
(poopy baby shid eader)
You'd f**k Your Uncle!
You'd f**k Your Uncle!!
Shut your f**king face uncle f**ker
youre a cock s*cking a*s licking uncle f**ker
your an uncle f**ker yes its true.
no body f**ks uncles quite like you
Shut YOUR f**king f**king face uncle f**ker
you're the one who f**ks your uncle Uncle f**ker
You Dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You Just f**k Your Uncle All Day Long!!!
(Farting noises in beat and rythm)
(laughing)
( Whats Going on Here )
(more farting)
What Garbage
Well, What Do You expect they're canadians
Shut Your f**king face uncle f**ker
Your A Boner Biting bastard uncle f**ker
Your an uncle f**ker I must say!
You f**ked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle f**ker Thats
u-n-c-l-e f**k You!
Uncle f**ker!!!!!!!!!
s*ck My Balls!