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Siam Lyrics

The song Siam is performed by Spike Jones in the album named Strictly for Music Lovers in the year 2000 .

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You can look this wide world over,
You can search both land and sea,
but you'll never find another man like me.
If you listen to my story I will tell you who I am,
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
There's no greater man in Siam than I am.
Oh, when I go walking by the women all give me the eye,
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!
Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
Why, I've got sixteen double chins,
I'm father of Siamese twins,
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.

I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.
There's no faster man in Siam than I am.
Lightning don't scare me a bit,
'Cause I can dodge before I'm hit.
I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.
Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!
Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!
I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.
When I call on my sweetheart,
I get there long before I'm start.
'Cause I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.

I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am.
There's no richer man in Siam than I am.
I wear diamonds on my nose,
and platinum toe nails on my toes.
I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am.
Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!
Oh no you ain't! Oh, what's happening?
I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am.
I've got castles filled with gold,
liquor 99 years old,
I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am.



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Spike Jones - Strictly for Music Lovers

Strictly for Music Lovers
Feb 2000
  1. Barstool Cowboy From Old Barstow
  2. Behind Those Swinging Doors
  3. The Covered Wagon Rolled Right Along
  4. Little Bo-Peep Has Lost Her Jeep
  5. Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag
  6. Three Little Words
  7. When Buddah Smiles
  8. You're A Sap Mister Jap
  9. Never Hit Your Grandma With A Shovel
  10. Horsey, Keep Your Tail Up
  11. Camptown Races
  12. John Scotter Trot
  13. Love For Sale
  14. Moanin' Low
  15. Cheatin' On The Sandman
  16. Come Josephine In My Flying Machine
  17. The Sailor With The Navy Blue Eyes
  18. I Wanna Go Back To West Virginia
  19. Water Lou (Drip, Drip, Drip)
  20. I'm Going To Write Home
  21. Hi Ho My Lady
  22. I Know A Story
  23. St-St-St-Stella
  24. Down In Jungle Town
  25. As Time Goes By
  26. People Will Say We're In Love
  27. G.I. Haircut
  28. It Never Rains In Sunny California
  29. Wang Wang Blues
  30. My Little Girl
  31. The Sound Effects Man
  32. Ragtime Cowboy Joe
  33. The Vamp
  34. He Broke My Heart In Three Places
  35. Besame Mucho
  36. I'm Goin' Back To Where I Came From
  37. There's A Fly On My Music
  38. Row, Row, Row
  39. I Wanna A Gal Just Like The Gal That Married Dear Old Dad
  40. Jingle Bells
  41. And The Great Big Saw Came Nearer And Nearer
  42. Red Grow The Roses
  43. Jamboree Jones
  44. Whittle Out A Whistle
  45. Casey Jones
  46. At Last I'm In First Wtih You
  47. Down By The O-Hi-O
  48. Drip, Drip, Drip (Sloppy Lagoon)
  49. The Blue Danube
  50. Black Bottom
  51. Toot Toot Tootsie, Goodbye
  52. MacNamara's Band
  53. Siam
  54. Liebestraume
  55. You'll Always Hurt The One You Love
  56. That Old Black Magic
  57. Mother Goose Medley
  58. Old McDonald Had A Farm
  59. I Dream Of Brownie The Light Blue Jeans
  60. Jones Polka
  61. The Jones Laughing Record
  62. My Pretty Girl
  63. Rhapsody From Hunger (Y)
  64. I'm In The Mood For Love
  65. When Yuba Plays The Rhumba On The Tuba
  66. (I'm Forever) Blowing Bubble Gum
  67. Love In Bloom
  68. Popcorn Sack
  69. People Are Funnier Than Anybody
  70. By The Beautiful Sea
  71. I Kiss Your Hand Madame
  72. Ill Barkio (Il Bacio)