Baby

This is for my little girl My lady gives birth today I run to her room right away She smiles with glee and hands her to me I look at my newborn and say Damn that's an ugly baby Damn that's an ugly a*s baby I'm feeling quite concerned My semen must have turned 'Cause damn that's an ugly baby I can't believe this came from me I think her mom did too much LSD she's skinny like a twig at least her nuts are big but the placenta is cuter than she Damn that's an ugly baby God damn that's an ugly a*s baby I can't take her home today She'll scare the dog away 'cause damn that's an ugly baby And when she smiles I find Shane McGowen comes to mind It makes me want to cry When I look into her good eye I always wanted kids Is it wrong to hope for SIDS? Then the doctor calls me in Mr. Lynch she has a twin Damn that's a good-lookin' baby One for two on the good lookin' babies I almost start to weep Now this one we can keep cause that was an ugly a*s baby Damn that's an ugly baby (x4) She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye And thank god just one nose but it's on her left thigh Now doctor I am asking you guy to guy Would a really really really late term abortion apply Oh no, I don't want no ugly baby I said damn that's an ugly a*s baby