The song Half A Man is performed by Stephen Lynch in the album named A Little Bit Special in the year 2000 .
All my days
I live with my disgrace
I'm afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear
See I was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I don't have a matching set
It's a part of me
That just aint there
Please, don't stare
Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But I'm half a man
Yeah, I'm half a man
Wanna die
end it all, just call it quits
I can't find a cup that fits
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
When I hear âball oneâ
Oh, my God
How could you have been so cruel
To give me one family jewel
And the one that's there must feel so sad
He's a lonely nad
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
Oh, I want another testi
Do I have to beg?
I'm half a man
Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
I'm just half a man
Yeah, I'm half a man
Stephen Lynch - A Little Bit Special
- Lullaby (The Divorce Song)
- Half A Man
- Bitch
- Intro (Gortengar Trail)
- Special
- A Month Dead
- Priest
- Hair
- Gerbil
- Walken I
- R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
- Mother's Day Song
- HermAphrodite
- Tall Glass O'Water
- Walken II
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- Jim Henson's Dead
- Gay
- Walken III