Middle Age

Now you hafta laugh at what you Used to think you knew. Middle age is cloudy, Rain or sleet or snow? Don't you wish you knew those things, In fact, you once did know? Repeat chorus Here's your middle age years Here's your middle age years. Middle age is hectic, Much less time for fun; Clearly it's a good thing youth is Wasted on the young. Repeat chorus Middle age is telling, Now you see it's so; All those old, gray people aren't to Blame for being slow. Middle age is further, Closer to the end; This will be as young as you will Ever be again. Middle age, middle age , I say, In a new, older now, later stage; Middle age, middle age, I say, Call it half by the best you can gauge, Middle age. Here's your middle age years, Here's your middle age years, Here's your middle age years, Here's your middle age years.