Brand New Girlfriend

She said, "I need sometime to find myself I need a little space to think And maybe we should start seeing other people Baby, things are moving way too fast for me" So I picked up what was left of my pride And I, I put on my walking shoes And I got up on that high road And I did what any gentleman would do I um, I got a brand new girlfriend! We went and jumped off the deep end Flew out to LA for the weekend Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach Wearin' nothin' but a smile Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin' Man I think I'm onto somethin' Because I feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend I love it when she calls me buttercup She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up She pops the top for me, a cold beer And says my buddy's always welcome here When I get hungry she takes me out I ridin' shotgun like a Shitzu hound My tails a waggin' my tongue's hangin' out It makes me wanna shout I got a brand new girlfriend We went and jumped off the deep end Flew out to LA for the weekend Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach Wearin' nothin' but a smile Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin' Man I think I'm onto somethin' You know I feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend Woo! Cute cute cute She likes to write our names in the sand She's hearing wedding bells and making plans She's gonna hang around a while I guess And she hadn't even told me she loves me yet I got a brand new girlfriend We went and jumped off the deep end We fly to LA for the weekend Spend the whole day lyin' on a beach Wearin' nothin' but a smile Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin' Man I think I'm onto somethin' You know I feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend She makes me feel just like a kid again I gotta brand new girlfriend