The Last Wombat In Mecca

Spoken: The last wombat in Mecca. Take 1. There's some things I can't find Some are better left alone There are few things I won't find Some are better left alone Like that bulldog in the bathroom Like that wombat on the phone As I float in my leer jet Without a sling shot or a shield As I hang in my leer jet Without a shotgun or a shield Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past With a bulldog at the wheel Yeah Can you give us a description Said the air force on the phone Can you certify you've seen this Said the air force on the phone No, but here's his pa*sport And his teeth mark's on the phone If I take a long vacation And nail my bulldog to a wall If I leave this smoggy nation And nail my bulldog to a wall If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut Will you remember me at all