Tobe's Got A Drinking Problem

We were always drunken roustabouts Had our ups, downs, and near throwdowns You were the center of attention That mayor of party town But that ended forever more When your Les Paul crashed the Troubadour floor Tobe's got a drinking problem You started a wayward teen Joined every late night drinking team The life of every party, first to show the last to go How that reputation grew, until everybody knew Tobe's got a drinking problem Tobe's got a drinking problem As the years they move along And all your chaos carries on Remember down in Florida we had to bail you out Maybe now's the time to choose Between serenity or booze Tobe's got a drinking problem Tobe's got a drinking problem "Hey, give the guy a break, he wasn't that bad. It isn't make or break, so give him his bottle back." Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Tobe's got a drinking problem Tobe's got a drinking problem I swear by almighty God That I'm never drinking again I'm gonna get back my girlfriend I'm gonna get back my job I'm never drinking again Tobe's got a drinking problem Tobe's got a drinking problem Tobe's got a drinking problem Tobe's got a drinking problem Tobe's got a drinking problem Tobe's got a drinking problem