I Don't Care Too Much For Reggae Dub

{See, I chose, I chose this profession So therefore, I, I earn beer Pretty much You guys got matches? And I'm not lyin' one f**kin' bit, either Are you guys musicians? We're magicians What kind of music y'all play? The kind that, I dunno Ask an' you shall recieve} {Reggae Reggae? Oh, reggae} {I'm not too into reggae Why not? Oh well Because I don't like it, that's why We play rock, blues Oh, actually, we play, you know Bon Jovi? No I like this, I like a little bit of this, this kind of music Yeah? Yeah I like jazz, blues Jazz is great I'm not too into rap I really don't like the rap I like oldies Some rock, some hard rock I even like a little Mexican music Don't understand the shit they're sayin' but it's good Don't understand nuthin', but I like it Now, the Indian music Now that's somethin' to trip off of Because every song is like Yeah, you trippin' pretty hard I'll bet you trip hard Oh, he's got it goin' on} {Don't you know that I'll need your very hand? Yeah Everyday Yeah, yeah Everyday Everyday I say, oh please don't lie We gotta leave I swear You should get a real one, man What's your f**kin problem? I never said, I thought you were stupid He ain't got nuthin' on there Can one of y'all spare twenty cents I have, I don't even have twenty cents I don't even have If I had twenty cents a dollar like you I'd spend the last one This guy's got twenty cents, I'd bet you My wallet's inside Yeah, right, c'mon Yeah, c'mon, you got money Yeah, you got cash Yeah, we know you got money, man Actually, I think I have a buck Give her the f**kin' quarter We checked you out, we know you} {Reggae Reggae? Oh, reggae} {I'm not too into reggae C'mon down One more time C'mon down, c'mon down Yeah Go down and see your baby now No We love you, yeah When I, when I, when I heard the verdict the first time I was sitting there Yeah f**k Can't go in there f**k I know he wasn't I immediately gave him all my money f**k I know he wasn't I got another friend They beat the shit out of him for no reason You can stay here Hey man On that one You got a good samaritan here The mother-f**kers knocked on the door And arrested him for being drunk in public What's goin' on? I'm gonna break down the He's really, he's a uh, in a mental hospital And that thing really doesn't work You should get a real one, man What's your f**kin' problem?} {Got a night down Yah Little guy Who's this guy? That's Opie That's Opie Opie is our master Who's this guy? That's Opie Who's this guy? That's opie Opie And Opie is our master I am the master He's so smart He's the smartest guy we know He created this Master of what? Master of the mother f**ker Wait, I have one Try that He usually doesn't speak too much Like, every two weeks He speaks in tongues Oh, in tounges He only speaks every two weeks Hey, y'all meet Raleigh? Hey, this guy speaks in tongues}