What Happened

Three four Wake up in the morning Clock says half past one I have no sungla*ses As I step into the sun There's no recollection Of the evil things I've done My head feels like I must have had some fun What happened? Last thing I remember I was chillin' at a party Pinchin' girlie's a*ses I was drinkin' recklessly I know I did something Lord, what could it be? Woke up in the morning And all my friends hate me What happened? Oh yeah Play it for them wonder What am I doing here? Who is this girl in my bed? What is this shit on my face? My God, what is that awful smell? She may be an angel She may be a queen She might be Black, White, American, Indian or Japanese What happened? Threw a bottle at the bouncer Didn't think that he was cool Pissed in someones drink And threw a bike into a pool Drivin' down the side walk Like a drunkin' possessed fool I broke every single traffic rule Oh, what happened? What happened? Let's go She may be an angel She may be a queen She might be Black, White, American, Indian or Japanese