Duchess

You've had your fun, your money's gone You're only friend is the telephone Oh duchess, now you're one of us You stay at home and light the lights They make you smile in the empty night Oh duchess, now you're one of us Well, she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans And she sits alone by the telephone But they won't call back again You count the pounds and cut your hair Won't someone send you a millionaire? Oh duchess, now you're one of us No friends to see, no car to drive You'd go to bars but you're much too shy Oh duchess, now you're one of us Well, she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans And she sits alone over 13 stone And they won't come back again She knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans But now things are tough and they've had enough And they won't come back again You've had your fun, your money's gone You spend all day by the telephone