The Men Are Called Horsement There

So you need me to say that I'm sorry That someone undressed me as professed to me In Spain with their eyes Ba dum-bum ba da dum. I'm sorry 'cause someone told me to watch And I watched for it all over Spain with my eyes. Ba dum-bum ba da dum. If I'm sorry, then so are you Cause I, I go where you tell me to. On horseshoes. The Casanova ran Toward the Eastern lands His cock was in his hand You got to ride away from him You gotta ride away from him. “But if you ride over there they'll put bows in your hair they will stand back and stare at you to Spain with their eyes.” Ba dum-bum ba da dum. It never occurred to me It never occurred to me It never occurred to me That the men are called horsemen there Oh, the men are called horsemen there Oh, the men are called horsemen and I'M NO HORSEMEN! Oh, the men are called horsemen and I'M NO HORSEMEN! Oh, the men are called horsemen and I'M NO HORSEMEN! I'M NO HORSEMEN! And you are no angel I'm no horse and you are no angel. If I was a horse I would Rush like a leopard. If I was a horse I would Trample the shepherd down. If I was a horse I'd have Bricks in my mane. If I was a horse I would throw up the reins. If I was you If I was a horse I would throw up the reins. If I was you Oh, oh oh oh oh oh. If I was a horse I would throw up the reins. If I was you Oh, oh oh oh oh oh. But I am no horse and you are no angel Oh, oh oh oh oh oh. I said if I was a horse I would throw up the reins. If I was you. Oh, oh oh oh oh oh. Your hand's in my back Your hand's on my muscles Your weight on my back It keeps me from trouble But oh, oh oh oh oh oh But such weights never did stay In Madrid, did they Where someone says, “f**k me” someone else says, “ok.” You gotta ride me to a pasture on a ride to kiss all the wings. Where someone says “f**k me” someone else says, “ok.”