Breakfast in America

Take a look at my girlfriend Cos She's the only one I've got Not much of a girlfriend Never seem to get a lot Take a jumbo 'cross the water Like to see America See the girls in California I'm hoping it's going to come true But there's not a lot I can do Could we have kippers for breakfast Mummy dear, Mummy dear They've got to have them in Texas Because everyone's a millionaire I'm a winner, I'm a sinner Do you want my autograph I'm a loser, what a joker I'm playing my jokes upon you While there's nothing better to do Don't you look at my girlfriend For She's the only one I got Well Not much of a girlfriend But Never seem to get a lot What you got? Not a lot Take a jumbo cross the water Like to see America See the girls in California I'm hoping it's going to come true But there's not a lot I can do