Feed The Lions Skit

Now no-no-now nigga just, just sit down for a minute, man 'Cause I gotta get somethin' off my chest, you understand me? I'm on the high wire at every night, you understand me? Balancin' on that bitch is a motherf**ker, you understand me? So you know I'm balancin' on that motherf**ker And he gon' give me you know Two's and fews, two's and fews, every time twos and fews But them motherf**kin' midget's is gettin' paid, man I'm tellin' you that little bitty motherf**ker, you understand me? But this little ring leader cat, you know I'm sayin' every time I sit him down, I'm talkin' to him I'm sayin' hey mayne look here look here, can I get a raise? You know what I'm sayin'? How's a motherf**ker half my motherf**kin' Size gettin' paid more than me? You understand me? I'm gettin' half of the money and I'm taller than the motherf**ker Shit is crazy mayne, you know what I'm sayin'? The lion came out the motherf**kin' cage aight White people sittin' on the front row like they do, you understand me? One of 'em wanna throw some popcorn at the lion I knew the motherf**ker's hungry 'Cause they didn't feed the motherf**ker at the last show You understand me? We stopped in Kansas city, Missouri And the motherf**ker didn't even feed the lion What happened? Three ate up lil' white children, Jesus Who he blame it on, me, you understand me? That's some bullshit, I don't feed the animals and the high wire That's bullshit, y'all better not be smokin' in my shit man Say what? Stop smokin' in my f**kin' Cadillac man Ain't nobody smokin' in your motherf**kin' Cadillac, man Yes you is, nigga, I see it I don't even know why you keep trippin' on that shit Because nigga, that's my shit You understand me? It got a ashtray in the front, the back The side all up in this motherf**ker Why you gotta ashtray you don't want Nobody smokin' in the motherf**ker 'cause I can motherf**ker Well, why we gotta ride in the goddamn Cadillac to begin with You ain't got no regular motherf**kin' transportation for a motherf**ker? It's a circus