Cheatin' On You

It's the end to all my high jinks It's the end to all my capers Sort of a three-way story The kind you'd read about in the Sunday papers Thought I was getting over Having both cakes and eatin' `em too But to my surprise, my slice on the side Been eatin' the forbidden fruit Oh, I been cheatin' on you I been cheatin' on you Been cheatin' on you with somebody's Been cheatin' on me Thought I was Jimmy Slick (yeah, I thought that) Thought I was Charlie Cool (thought that too) But I'm just Sammy Stupid My friends call me Freddy Fool Wooooo, Cupid played a trick on me Turned the duper into the duped I'm so surprised to find my slice on the side Been eatin' the forbidden fruit Oh, I been cheatin' on you I been cheatin' on you I been cheatin' on you with somebody's Been cheatin' on me Wooooo, Cupid played a trick on me Turned the duper into the duped I'm so surprised to find my slice on the side Been eatin' the forbidden fruit I been cheatin' on you I been cheatin' on you I been cheatin' on you with somebody's Been cheatin' on me Baby, Baby been cheatin' on you Cheatin' on you I been cheatin' on you Been cheatin' on you with somebody's Been cheatin' on me Cheatin' on you with somebody's Been cheatin' on me Cheatin' on you with somebody's Been cheatin' on me Cheatin' on you with somebody's Been cheatin' on me