Kids Say The Darndest Things

Kids say the darndest things Have you ever listened close to the games they play Or the little songs they sing Last night dressed up in a high heel shoes And wearing my old hat My four year old said "I wanna divorce", Now where did she hear that Kids say the darndest things Have you ever listened close to the games they play Or the little songs they sing Last night as I watched TV One rushed through the door Mommy daddy's telling someone on the phone "Don't you call me here no more" Kids say the darndest things Have you ever listened close to the games they play Or the little songs they sing Bet my daddy can whip your daddy But daddy's never home And I think mommy's worried 'bout him 'Cause she cried all night long Kids say the darndest things Have you ever listened close to the games they play Or the little songs they sing You never know what they learn at school Or what they're thinking of My first grader just said a four letter word And it sure wasn't love Kids say the darndest things Have you ever listened close to the games they play Or the little songs they sing Kids say the darndest things