Saturday Morning

THIS MORNING WHEN I WOKE UP AND OPENED MY EYES I WAS GREATED BY A MOST SOBER AND SUPRISED A FACE I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE JUST LOUNGING ON MY PILLOW RIGHT NEXT TO MINE AND IM, LOOKIN AT IT AND I PANIC AND I REMEMBER HAVING THE GIN AND TONIC AND I RECALL EVERY RUM AND COLA TOO, BUT FOR LIFE OF ME, I CANT REMEMBA YOU. TANYA:: SO WHO YOU BOSS? BIGGA:: BIGGA BLOCKS TANYA:: OKAY, BIGGA BLOCKS... ITS HAPPENED BEFORE, THIS WASNT THE FIRST BUT I GOTTA ADMIT, THIS ONE IS THE WORST AND WHERE WERE MY FRIENDS, DIDN'T ANYBODY SEE, GOD ALMIGHTY THIS ONE IS UGLY. SO IM RUSHIN TO THE TOILET AND WHILE TAKIN A PISS IM THINKIN THAT THIS BETTER BE THE CATALYST, TO MAKE ME CHANGE MY FILANDERING WAYS, MAKE MY NIGHTS REFLECT MY BETTER DAYS YOW. (WHAT ME SAY NOW) THERES A STRANGE MAN IN MY HOUSE AND HIS BOOTS ARE ON THE FLOOR. MR. BACARDI WE CANT CHILL ANYMORE, FROM NOW ON IM JUST ROLLIN WITH COLA, IF DAT DONT WORK THEN IM ROCKIN IT SOLO (WHAT ME SAY NOW) THERES A STRANGE MAN IN MY BED AND HE SEEMS TO SATISFIED, HOW ON EARTH AM I GONNA SALVAGE MY PRIDE? SMIRNOF, ITS BEEN A HECK OF A RIDE, THIS IS WHERE I GOTTA BID YA GOODBYE BID YA GOODBYE. TANYA:: YO BIGGA! GET UP, YA HAFFI GO NOW! MEH NAH KNO HOW DISZ HAPPEN I SWEAR! OY!! PON DA WAY OUT, GRAB ME A BEER! BIGGA:: TEK MAN FI BLOOD CLOD IDIOT.