Kiss My Ass

Telegram for Mr Billary... C'mon baby, Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey! Kiss my a*s, Kiss my a*s, (tastes real good) Kiss my a*s, (c'mon, everybody ought'a) Kiss my a*s. (oh...) Don't waste your time on me I got my own direction I'm lookin' for perfection Watch me close, wait and see And I'll leave you far behind I make up my own mind You can kiss my a*s When the goin' gets tough I let my dog hump on my shin I believe in animal rights I can tolerate s*xual choice I've heard it all before But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy) I ain't gonna take any more When the goin' gets tough You can kiss my a*s Everybody! Kiss my a*s, (pucker up) Kiss my a*s Kiss my a*s Kiss my a*s, (c'mon babe) When the goin' gets tough I've heard it all before And I ain't gonna take no more, no no Kiss my a*s! I see the weenies with the dirty hair Protestin' on the street They condemn the clothes we wear And the morality of what we eat, yeah It's gotta be a fluke When the goin' gets tough They make me wanna puke They can kiss my a*s Everybody gotta Kiss my a*s - C'mon gang bangers Kiss my a*s - Janet Reno Kiss my a*s - C'mon Billary Kiss my a*s - Callin' on Jesse Jackson Kiss my a*s - How about the IRS Kiss my a*s - Hey, Howard Stern Kiss my a*s - United Nations Kiss my a*s - C'mon Sarah Brady Kiss my a*s - All those Liberals Kiss my a*s - Beavis, Butthead Kiss my a*s - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole I've heard it all before Kiss my a*s - How about Crips and Bloods And we ain't gonna take it no more When the goin' gets rough When the goin' gets rough When the goin's to tough They oughta' kiss my a*s