Armchair Quarterback

at work your mouth stays firmly shut while your boss asks for advice later at the bar behind his back you criticize [Chorus] an armchair quarterback you never have to lose you never have to wipe the dog shit off your shoes an armchair quarterback do you get those armchair blues? when your girl asks what you like you shrug, make it her choice when shes not around you share her failures with the boys [Chorus] instant replay perfect hindsight in slow motion youre always right watching life on tape delay you know what happened yesterday