This Is But A Test

I didn't notice that you cut your hair I didn't notice that it was blue I didn't notice that you pierced your tongue I don't recall the dress you wore the day I met you I almost missed your birthday once again Your sister called me just in time I forgot to wipe my muddy shoes You get so pissed when I track around the grime This is but a test, this is just a trial run You can still push reset, trade me in for a better one Sometimes I'm a d**k, I'm a rabid hockey fan All I can promise is I'll do the best I can I forgot to pick you up on time And I forgot to pay the bills I forgot to put the seat back down Sometimes my drinking buddies take your favorite pills You can't say I don't bring you flowers anymore Because I don't bring them any less And I don't take you to your favorite store 'Cuz I don't have the money to buy your favorite dress But I work and I try, I'm not as big a jerk As every other guy you ever liked you ever knew Once in a while I go with you to buy new shoes But I work and I try, I'm not quite as big a jerk As every other guy you ever liked you ever knew Sometimes I break down and take you to the zoo