The song Sex Song is performed by Tenacious D .
That's the first thing I say to you, How's it goin`? Are you flowin`? Listen honey, thinkin` bout a couple things to say to you. Showin`, growin`. And I'd like to place my hands upon your f**kin` s*xy a*s and squeeze, and squeeze.
Take off your blouse and your underpants, then take a look, cause here me and KG come naked, out of the side hatch. Pretty oils and perfume, and insense. Now you're groovin, put on a cool '70s groove, a funky groove to f**k you, the funky groove that f**ks you. You guessed it, me, me and KG.
It's all about s*x supreme, we likes to cream jeans. Have you ever been worked on, by two guys who are hot for your snatch? That's what I'm offerin` you. You step into our room, and then you smell the perfumes. You lay upon our roundish bed, and then you feel a tickling on your head. It's KG with a feather, the French tickler, look out baby he's got the tools.
And then you feel somethin` down by your feet, it's me, it's JB, I'm s*ckin` on your toes. We don't mind s*ckin` on toes. Good luck finding a boyfriend who s*cks toes. Havin` s*x with me and KG, now you're talkin` double-team, supreme.