Honky Tonk Song

One more margarita was one bad idea Now you don't know where you left your car And the rent's overdue, well, imagine that And you think you might die from a broken heart Well, you've told us all, you're life's a total wreck Then you might not want to hear what's comin' next 'Cause this is a honky tonk song One of those get another beer, bend another ear Somebody did somebody wrong songs Between the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin' It might be ten minutes long Hey, but that's okay, this is a honky tonk song Now this is for Alice way out in Dallas Who got dumped at the Burger King And this is for Bobby who just quit his job He's movin' out to Nashville to sing For that long haul trucker who won't be home for supper 'Cause he's stranded on the side of the road For everybody lonesome, everybody blue, yeah Yeah, this is a honky tonk song One of those get another beer, bend another ear Somebody did somebody wrong songs Between the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin' It might be ten minutes long Hey but that's okay, this is a honky tonk song, oh, yeah It's for that good ol' boy preachin', dealin' with the deacons And the little ladies with the beehive hair-do's And what about the waitress who don't think she can take it Standin' on her feet one more night For that Nascar racer that never sees The checkered flag wavin' crazy for him For everyone who feels like They were born to lose Yeah, this is a honky tonk song One of those get another beer, bend another ear Somebody did somebody wrong songs Between the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin' It might be ten minutes long Hey, but that's okay, this is a honky tonk song It's when the pain and the pinin', cussin' and the cryin' This thing is goin' on forever, Lord It feels like it's ten years long Hey but that's okay this is a honky tonk song It's a honky tonk song another honky tonk song