The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your a*s? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta d**k Had a lotta d**k I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta d**k Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your a*s when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta d**k Had a lotta d**k I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta d**k Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your a*s You've had a lotta d**k Had a lotta d**k I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta d**k Chasey But you ain't had mine P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show em them titties Now show em them titties P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show em them titties Now show em them titties Would ya f**k me for blow